Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 50 40 70 60 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? Her glass eye Worms A frog A fish None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Slimy Soup Messy Macaroni Squiggly Spaghetti Squirmy Salad None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Growth pills Support shoes Standing on your head Stretching None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Little Boy Barbecue Monkey Stew Bird Pie Frog legs None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Elmer's Hugtight Sticktight Superglue None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 6 2 4 None None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? Muggle-Wump The ravens The little boys Roly-Poly Bird None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? More glue Guns Scarecrows Poison None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Fred Danny Alfie Charlie None Time's up