Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 50 70 40 60 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? Her glass eye Worms A fish A frog None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup Messy Macaroni Squiggly Spaghetti None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Support shoes Standing on your head Growth pills Stretching None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Frog legs Little Boy Barbecue Bird Pie Monkey Stew None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Hugtight Elmer's Superglue Sticktight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 4 2 6 None None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The ravens Muggle-Wump Roly-Poly Bird The little boys None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Guns More glue Poison Scarecrows None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Alfie Charlie Fred Danny None Time's up