Fun > Trivia Quizzes > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 40 50 60 70 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A fish Worms A frog Her glass eye None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Messy Macaroni Squirmy Salad Squiggly Spaghetti Slimy Soup None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Growth pills Support shoes Stretching Standing on your head None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Monkey Stew Little Boy Barbecue Frog legs Bird Pie None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Superglue Sticktight Elmer's Hugtight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 4 6 None 2 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The little boys Roly-Poly Bird Muggle-Wump The ravens None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Poison Scarecrows More glue Guns None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Danny Alfie Charlie Fred None Time's up