“Hello, you great Knid! Tell us, how do you do…”

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Plot Description

Spoiler warning! Willy Wonka sings this song to taunt the great Knid that has just bashed his end into the Elevator. He notes that the Knid’s “backside’s as big as a bus!” He offers to get the Knid a doctor (who’s actually a butcher by trade) to fix the problem. The doctor gets a spear and tries to pop the “balloon”. Alas, it doesn’t pop, and the doctor tells the Knid he will have to sit upside-down for the rest of its life.