"The Tummy Beast"
- This poem was published as a charity
Christmas card to benefit the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital in
Spoiler Warning! This poem is an ode to Mother
Christmas. The narrator wonders why we never hear of her. He bets that she
buys all the gifts and wraps them while Father Christmas takes all the
credit. "Down with Father Christmas, that unmitigated jerk!"
Created and maintained by Kristine Howard with assistance from Michael Mander