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"Hello, you great Knid! Tell us, how do you do..."

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Spoiler Warning! Willy Wonka sings this song to taunt the great Knid that has just bashed his end into the Elevator. He notes that the Knid's "backside's as big as a bus!" He offers to get the Knid a doctor (who's actually a butcher by trade) to fix the problem. The doctor gets a spear and tries to pop the "balloon". Alas, it doesn't pop, and the doctor tells the Knid he will have to sit upside-down for the rest of its life.

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