Fun > Trivia Quizzes > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 50 60 40 70 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A fish A frog Her glass eye Worms None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup Squiggly Spaghetti Messy Macaroni None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Stretching Growth pills Support shoes Standing on your head None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Little Boy Barbecue Monkey Stew Frog legs Bird Pie None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Elmer's Sticktight Superglue Hugtight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 2 None 6 4 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? Muggle-Wump Roly-Poly Bird The ravens The little boys None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? More glue Scarecrows Guns Poison None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Fred Alfie Danny Charlie None Time's up